ChipIn for my new space!

Ok, so I’ve started a ChipIn page to raise money piecemeal for my new space.  I’m trying to start a multi-use space to host kink demos, parties, and general chicanery.

Please Help!

http://starlitmeow.chipin.com/a-new-space

Sexual education for your iPhone!

http://prmac.com/release-id-19757.htm

Texas Rabbi Creates Sex Ed AppHouston, TX Dec 22, 2010 in Education

[prMac.com] Houston, Texas – “An app that grows lesions is sure to get a young person’s attention” says Rabbi Amy Weiss, a Houston rabbi and executive director of Initiative for Jewish Women (IJW). Weiss is the creator of LoveSmarts, an entertaining iPhone app complete with an STI (Sexually Transmitted Infections) killing game to educate people about contraception and sexually transmitted diseases all in the name of tikkun olam, repairing the world.

LoveSmarts is a four part app that provides concise information about sexually transmitted infections and their symptoms, method of treatment and prevention; nine forms of contraception, cost, availability and effectiveness; a link with the Princeton University’s emergency contraception directory by zip code and a game that has a variety of viruses and bacterial infections that a player must kill with the correct “weapon” (antibiotics by injection or pills or topical creams or pills. The LoveSmarts app is available for $.99 through iTunes. Follow LoveSmarts on Facebook.

LoveSmarts is part of There’s Only 1U, the only medically accurate sexuality program taught within a framework of Jewish values. The Initiative for Jewish Women, creator and provider of the program feels strongly that knowledge is power and people 15-25 need to have private, fast access to medically accurate information. In addition to the app, IJW holds overnight retreats for Jewish teens ages 15-18 and offers puberty education for younger students.

Device Requirements:

iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad

Requires iOS 3.1.2 or later (iOS 4.0 Tested)

4.4 MB

Pricing and Availability:LoveSmarts 1.0 is only $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Education category.

LoveSmarts 1.0Purchase and DownloadScreenshotApp IconIJW is a non-profit organization that provides multi-generational programming for liberal Jewish women in Houston, Texas. In addition to sexuality programming, IJW focuses on mentoring younger Jewish women, both professionally and Jewishly and Undies for Everyone, an annual drive to collect new underwear and socks for disadvantaged elementary school children. IJW’s work has a strong focus on tikkun olam, repairing the world.

Copyright (C) 2010 IJW. All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone, iPod and iPad are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries.

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Rabbi Amy Weiss

Executive Director

713-398-5555

 

This morning I wake up….

So, I still maintain my collarme.com profile.  It amuses Me the sorts of drivel I will occasionally receive.

There is a user Jamiesav (recently listing himself as a Dominant) who messaged Me about the scat slave position.  I calmly informed him that it was to serve My boy only and that I would have nothing to do with it but he could message M and work things out there.

Well, through conversation with M, turns out Jamiesav has a gf who knows nothing of his proclivities, and at the mere mention of telling her he gets very upset.  Jamiesav also seems to think that he can play with Me if he just doesnt’ tell Me what he does with My own boy!

Not quite the rocket surgeon (snerk), is he?

We do not play with people who are dishonest and who are shady.  Speaking of which as soon as My boy mentions that the lying to gf is a dealbreaker, suddenly Jamiesav is no longer dating the girl….hmm, shady.

Anywho, finally My boy turns Jamiesav down, in an overly polite way in My eyes, but My boy is the nicer of the two of us.

This morning I receive this in response to My website:

*————— Form Response —————
01 – Your Name: = james Savilonis
02 – Your e-mail: = savvy77@live.com
03 – Subject: = hi LC
04 – Message: = i talked to your slave there about full toilet. He said I was rude. Brought up a girlfriend who I’m not even seeing. Accused me of saying I would keep it a secret from you. First you guys are the closeted freaks who want to shit on someone but don’t have the balls to do it. Give up. You don’t have what it takes. You will never make a good living Ms. LC is so fat she is the last person in the pecking order of dominants. Might as well put her name on the piggy list. Nobody likes you Ms. LC your too Fat.*

Yeah, I’m amused considering up until very recently, I was, according to him, totally hot and sexy and he really wanted to play with Me and My boy.

Now, that I am not involved and we refuse to play with the likes of him for the above stated reasons, we have no balls, and I am too fat.

Hilarious.

Sexually Transmitted Glitter

So, today is World Aids Day. I spend a lot of today reminding people that sexual health is important. This extends not only to being tested and proactive, but also to being free to explore and having freedom of sexual rights. Get tested, and get tested often, but also test your limits and try new things.

This brings me to the title of this post.

It is a follow-up to https://ladycyanide.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/it-hurts-so-good/.

So, as mentioned in my previous post, I was fairly horny when I got home. The boy had been home awhile and I walked in, dropped my stuff and announced, “I’m horny. I demand sexings!” I walk into the living room and the boy is snuggling the dog on the couch and watching the World of warcrack video how-to for the newly added plants versus zombies minigame.

He goes, “So, you are saying i should stop watching and come love on you?”

Reply, “Yes, you should stop watching your WoW video and come get naked with me.”

Boy pauses video and comes and gets naked with me. He asks if he should get a towel.

Now, for those of you who haven’t heard the stories, I can be a rather prolific ejaculator on occasion. I have ejaculated over the boy’s shoulder while he was kneeling in front of me nearly to full height (so that puts him between 4 and 5 feet tall on knees). I’ve also soaked through a really nice hotel mattress, to the point it was puddling on the floor beneath.

I said yes, he asks, 1 towel or 2. I said 1..

He proceeds to give me some really awesome lovin’, cut short only by the fact that when we actually began penetration, his ingrown toe (which has been acting up for a few days) started to bother him….so he, being the super awesome boyfriend he is, went back to going down on me.

Verdict: YES, I was very horny. Very.
Verdict, the second: Sexings are VERY good.
Verdict, the third: I should have used 2 towels.
Verdict, the fourth: I have sexually transmitted glitter to my boyfriend.

Yes, during our crazy humping I managed to transmit several bits of glitter from my luscious form to his. This became a real life re-tweet tweet. I’ve also made it a hashtag.

Personally, I think there needs to be more sexually transmitted glitter, it’s much safer than other sexually transmitted things, unless it gets in your eye and scratches your cornea. OUCH.

So, remember:

  • Get tested, get tested often.
  • Try new and amazing things.
  • Use the hashtag “#SexuallyTransmittedGlitter”

Size Matters…

I am now sitting in my chair, with an aching lower back and a very angry uterus.

I went for the 3rd attempt at an IUD today.  Yes, not 2, not 4, but 3.

Attempt number one back in June failed b/c of lack of insurance coverage and lack of sliding scale fundage.

Attempt number two, one month later, failed for a slightly off pH which resulted in a slight difference in normal flora in my vadge which, to prevent possible infection, prevented the IUD from being implanted.

For the past month now I’ve been eating tons of yogurt and washing only with a damp cloth in the nether regions.  Ok, pH is normal, flora..normal.  IUD?  FAIL!

Industry standards say that you should have a bare minimum of 6 centimeters of uterus length.  Guess who doesn’t have that?

Me.

Apparently, my uterus is short of 6 centimeter by a handful of millimeters.  just enough to be told on this 3rd attempt o’ mine that I can’t have the desired form of contraception.  I had just found out that my health insurance would cover it too….mother fuckers!

So, how about a short history of birth control I’ve used.

  • condoms – always even with other forms.
  • Ortho Tri-Cyclen – gave me morning sickness nearly every day for many years.
  • Ortho Cyclen – see above
  • Yaz – see above plus psychosis and depression
  • Ortho Low Dose wtf ever it was – see first ortho product.
  • Ortho Evra – MISSING PATCHES OF SKIN
  • Nuva Ring – migraines worsened, but no other serious side effects.

So, here I though a non-hormonal birth control that lasts for 10+ years.  Well, apparently not.  Those who know me, nothing about me is small.  Nothing!  Well, that’s a lie, I have a small nose, and apparently a tiny uterus too.

After being poked and prodded for an hour the verdict comes in that I can go back on the ring.

Hooray!

But, because I have migraine issues they need to check my blood pressure.  Now, for the past hour they’ve been hurting me and making me cry and generally not making me calm at all.  Guess who magically has high blood pressure?

Beginning of appt: 120/90.

End of appt:  135/92.

Now, first of all, all blood pressures are even numbers…ONLY.  Second, I was not entirely sure that either of them could take a proper blood pressure, especially since I’ve been doing blood pressures for the past 6 months.  Wrong sized cuff to start, continually on the same arm, and broken equipment.  Not to mention I was highly agitated during the second reading.

So, now, I get to go in twice in August and need to have my normal textbook blood pressure to get a year’s worth of birth control rather than one month’s worth.

I did make another appointment for the IUD to see if maybe it was just the lady being incompetent.  I’m not entirely sure I’ll keep that appointment, we’ll see.

In conclusion:  Yes, Size Matters!!

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